
chigguh:
his eyes just say “please open the pudding cups”
(Source: justpredator, via mememaster)
super-wolves:
google street view is the best, example:

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heynicenails:
It’s Wonder Woman, bitch #nailart #lbc (at Hey, Nice Nails!)
4-8yr Olds Describing Love.
Rebecca, age 8:
When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.
Terri, age 4:
Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
Danny, age 7:
Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.
Nikka, age 6:
If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.
Elaine, age 5:
Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.
Chris, age 7:
Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.
Mary Ann, age 4:
Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.

theillustratednail:
Sneaky peak at one of the steps for the next @ScratchMagazine Nail Undergound tutorial…
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You didn’t try at all Britain

You are drunk, go to bed Britain.
(Source: carrier71, via johnaaay)

pamelaamcgrath:
thealishadimension:
thesecarryingarms:
bellabitchh:
Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN.
YOU HAD ONE JOB PHIL. ONE JOB.
I will never not reblog this.
I seriously just LOL’ed at this.
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